Once upon a time, I read contracts for L'Oréal. Before that, I made really amazing cocktails and sold obscenely expensive wine to wealthy people. Not anymore. 

 

Today, I write. I write for justice, for freedom, for love, and most of all, I write for money.

 

If you would like to give me money to write for you, I will probably do it, but first, you need to tell me what you need it for and how long it should be. 

 

I will not write anything that promotes hate, violence, or the wanton exploitation of human beings. I prefer content that is focused on women's rights, international commerce, air travel, wine, or political satire. However, I have written many successful pieces outside of my comfort zone, and I'm open to researching and learning new topics. 

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